Todd+Lee+-+Journal+2

Prisoner duty sucks. I hate meeting new people, and those new people are always the worst, because they done already did something bad! But, by my orders are I’ve got to be nice to them, at least kinda. I had to bring the man to the med-bay, which wasn’t a difficult task for a capable man like myself! Though I did discover, by looking through the data slate logs, that the man, whose name I think was Sidrim Karn, was a First Officer of the Iron Cicada, which still makes him a superior to myself and deserving of my respect! An Imperial Officer is always an Imperial Officer until proven otherwise, and no one has told me otherwise so far. Unless they prove he’s fucked up.

Speaking of fucking up, this guy fucked up pretty good, God Emperor forgive. Some weird men, and two ladies, in black showed up and presented a document that showed permission to take the prisoner. To me, that order looked to be correct and proper! Though apparently it was not, and now I’m in the deep shit. Fek has told me to find the missing man, otherwise I’ll get a bullet between my eyes. I… have... no idea... where to even start, fuck.

Well, I didn’t die, and I didn’t find my man, but I’ve been assigned to a new,.. thing? I think it’s a tech priest, but the guy looks way scarier than any Tech Priest that I’ve ever seen, and he’s got a Inquisitorial Agent! Wait… come to think of it, I know the guy, yah! It’s Deacon, the Inquisitorial Agent from before when I was helping our beloved Lord Captain! Things are all coming together now. Either way I’m going to be his body assistant now, I don’t think he needs any protecting from me, but I can most certainly help him with anything he needs help with. Though apparently my job is to park his vehicles. I don’t think Fek wants to see me anymore.

the Eldar, I thought such a dispic, desspikalb, I can’t fucking spell, such a horrible race would exist beyond my own planet. They must be coming for me to finish the job, or they’re a new race of Eldar, which is what Deacon tells me, but I still think they might be out to get me. Those bastards are fucking crafty. We're casing after them because they destroyed an Imperial ship, the same ship that had Sidrim Karn on it. The filthy xenos always screwing around the Grand Imperium, curse them! I'll take this assignment with glee if it means I get to put a slug between the eyes of one of those Eldar scum.